Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man wildlife conservation and his children will be able to eat fish too.
When the doctor says things like these I like to remind myself he is actually a grandpa who has no idea what he’s saying.
Think twice before you judge a parent.
this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it
"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]
what are ferrets even MADE of?????
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
well they’re not wrong
disney: making us question our morals since 1992
#I am not attracted to two cartoon lions #nope.